Trafficking in Traffic
Jun 16
Remarkably, somebody out there is actually reading this blog! My friend Andy was kind enough to send me the website’s usage stats and–well, they’re bewildering. Has this website really had 431 unique visitors in the last 2+ months? If so, I figure that about 428 of them have to be automated search-engine crawlers. Or perhaps pedophiles. I’ve only told a handful of people about this site. Five by my count. Don’t get me wrong, I’m delighted that there have been 3,749 pages viewed. Even better, I’m proud to report that when you now Google “Ted Mann” and “turkeymonkey,” you finally get some search results. Two of ‘em!
Whoops! Just double checked the Google results. If you click on the link that says “repeat the search with the omitted results included,” you actually get a whole slew of blog pages. Woo-hoo!
nearly 15% of the people that arrive here via seach engines were looking for “medieval cart.” Word.
Turkey monkey’s and stripper weddings…what more could an itinerant web surfer want?
Body massages.