http://www.turkeymonkey.com/2004/07/08/hair-watch-day-1/ Ted Mann's thoughts on watersports, refined sugar, and monkeys. Wed, 01 Feb 2012 08:10:17 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 http://www.turkeymonkey.com/2004/07/08/hair-watch-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-72 gwynne Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.turkeymonkey.com/?p=51#comment-72 A certain person once asked me: "Would you rather date/sleep with a man who was a)fat, b)smelly, or c)bald?" I declined to answer, or lied, I can't remember which. For the truth, just look at the hair I choose to marry. I like my presidents' hair like I like my men: black and lots of it. A certain person once asked me: “Would you rather date/sleep with a man who was a)fat, b)smelly, or c)bald?” I declined to answer, or lied, I can’t remember which. For the truth, just look at the hair I choose to marry. I like my presidents’ hair like I like my men: black and lots of it.

]]> http://www.turkeymonkey.com/2004/07/08/hair-watch-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-73 Ted Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.turkeymonkey.com/?p=51#comment-73 So, what you're saying is ... you're voting for <a href="http://www.kucinich.us/">Dennis Kucinich</a>? So, what you’re saying is … you’re voting for Dennis Kucinich?

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