P.S. There is no “open forum” on TurkeyMonkey. Obviously this post has nothing to do with John Kerry’s hair, but where else can I post this? Please advise.

P.P.S. Speaking of John Kerry’s hair, did you hear Obama’s speech last night? I want to vote for him for President. How can put his name on the ticket by November?

2. We here at TurkeyMonkey don’t believe in open forums. They are the devil’s work.

3. I heard part of Obama’s speech on the news, and yes, indeed, he’s quite the charmer. But he also has a completely lackluster head of hair. Kind of a sloppy military buzz-cut. And his smile was a little amorphous, too. As eager as the Democratic party is to make this guy into the Next Big Thing! I’m always a little skeptical of the future of politicians who are market-tested and launched at conventions. Remember JC Watts?

4. I think I’ve corrected the mistake in your post. The only way that I know of to fiddle with comments is by going into the Movable Type editing screen. I’ll send you a password and login so that you can monkey to your heart’s content.

And by the way, you already put yourself on the record as an idot when you slandered the South Beach Diet book.