Hair Watch: From Russia with Rogaine

From the NY Daily News:

“[Modern] Presidents who are bald or have bad hair have always got in through proxy rather than by election. Who’s been elected who hasn’t had a great head of hair? … The only exception is Russia, where it seems the candidate with the less hair usually wins.”

So says Dr. Gary Hitzig, a hair transplant specialist in New York City, who says he can predict election results based on haircuts. I think Gabe put it more succinctly: “In Soviet Russia, hair elect you!”

Also, in the same article, some downright spooky makeover suggestions from Fabian Lliguin, a stylist from the Upper East Side.