http://www.turkeymonkey.com/2004/12/07/the-perfect-holiday-gift-satellite-imagery/ Ted Mann's thoughts on watersports, refined sugar, and monkeys. Sun, 05 Sep 2010 06:13:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 http://www.turkeymonkey.com/2004/12/07/the-perfect-holiday-gift-satellite-imagery/comment-page-1/#comment-159 Monkey painter Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.turkeymonkey.com/?p=109#comment-159 How many days do I have left to spray paint a giant monkey on my roof? How many days do I have left to spray paint a giant monkey on my roof?

]]> http://www.turkeymonkey.com/2004/12/07/the-perfect-holiday-gift-satellite-imagery/comment-page-1/#comment-160 Ted Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.turkeymonkey.com/?p=109#comment-160 Monkey painter: That's like painting a giant bullseye for the simian al-Qaeda! A better plan, I think, is to station a monkey on your roof to thwart the miscreants, as this <a href="http://www1.cs.columbia.edu/~sedwards/photos/india200301/Pages/Image32.html">this proactive Indian person did</a>. Monkey painter: That’s like painting a giant bullseye for the simian al-Qaeda! A better plan, I think, is to station a monkey on your roof to thwart the miscreants, as this this proactive Indian person did.

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