Word of the Day

Posted by Ted on Feb 2, 2006 in |

Urban DictionaryThe day has finally arrived! Urban Dictionary finally added “turkeymonkey” to its virtual compendium, complete with multiple definitions and different uses. Who needs the OED, Dictionary.com, and Websters? I’d rather have a listing between the words “turkeyfuckin” and “turkeyneck” any day of the week.

1. turkeyfuckin
To light ones cigarette off of the cigarette of another person.
Dude,my lighters beat. Let me get a turkeyfuck off ya
by keith Aug 9, 2003

1. turkeyneck
The shaft of an old, wrinkled penis
That cunt refused to suck my turkeyneck, which was as purple as an iris
by The Phantom Aug 4, 2003

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